Tuesday, April 24

Data: "$176 million is spent anually on abstinence until marriage sex education programs in US"

-Where did you meet her?

-I met her in one of this courses about sex abstinence until marriage

-And what happened last night?

-You know...We went for some drinks and after we finished in my bed.

Sunday, April 22

- Do you miss Spain or you like more California? In other words...would you like to come back to Spain after your Master?

-You Know...Sometimes i think that is better to miss something that you can get easily whenever you want, than missing something that probably you won't experience again.

Thursday, April 19

Maquiavelo said once:

It's better to do one thing and to regret than not doing it and regreting.

Wednesday, April 18

Sometimes I think that if you fix the problems fast, the only think you get is to arrive to the following problem faster.

So, actually it is better to get used to the same problem, not trying to solve it, so the next ones won't show up.

UOL (University of Life)

Monday, April 16

-You know...This is not like in the american movies, where the handsome is the good one and the ugly is the bad one. We need some extra criterials to determine this.

Sunday, April 15

The best method to never forget one thing is never learning it.

UOL (University of Life) statement.

Friday, April 14

I never will understand this but....

but when I get drunk I miss you more

Thursday, April 12

Traditional techniques to avoid undesirable questions from your advisor while reading your paper.

All your work from now on will be based on these fundamental sentences

- "As far as I'm concerned..."

Meaning: I'm lazy to find more information or I really don't want to find something better than mine.

- "The detailed analysis of this aspect is out of the scope of this paper"

Meaning: I have absolutely no idea about what i'm talking about but amazingly is necessary to get all working.

Wednesday, April 11

The basic unquestionable concept:

"Select the best, discard the rest"

Tuesday, April 10

-Daniel: You know...I don't know if i will be able to go out next weekend, I have a deadline

-Me: Daniel, you should know, as my good student, that in the University of Life (UOL) the only deadline that you have is the expiring date of the wine

-Daniel: I think I already graduated there man

-Me: Is never late for a post-doc.

Sunday, April 8

I have to recognize...

If I had to choose the Saint Grial among all that options, I never would have taken the one made of wood.

Come ooon, be realistic

Saturday, April 7

I never imagined before a proud swiss citizen being caught by the police peeing on the street. But thank you Dan, for giving me that unique experience.

-Police: Ehhh..you!! What do you think you are doing?
-Daniel: You know...I'm peeing
-Police: Why here?
-Daniel: I really needed to do it. There is a big line in the restroom
-Police: Where are you from?
-Daniel: I'm from Switzerland
-Police: And you do this in Switzerland?
-Daniel: If you really need to do it yes....
-Police: Ok...I will be watching you, the next time you will be arrested

From Police to Police: - I hate these bloody brazilians

Friday, April 6

-Ok...I agree...During the Week UCI keeps me busy, but during the weekend I have all the time to study in the UOL

-What is that??

-You Know...University of Life man...

Thursday, April 5

According to the last most famous aeronautical manuals, the bumblebee is not able to fly mainly due to the shape and size of his wings.

However, the bumblebee ignores this fact and continues flying.

Monday, April 2

You Know...

I'm not good giving advice, but according to some logic, do whatever makes you happier ok?

And just spend euros when the situation is good enough to do it.

Sunday, April 1

Solution is always MTV and Wine