Days in one sentence

2007-11-10T16:02:00.000-08:00

Promising is pawning your future
Desiring is not enjoy the present.
Forgetting is betraying your past

wednesday, August 1

2007-08-01T00:06:00.000-07:00

"don't much about history.
don't know much biology
don't know much about science books
don't know much about the french i took
but i do know that i love you
and i know that if you love me too
what a wonderful world this could be"

Sam Cooke.

Sunday, July 29

2007-07-29T12:02:00.000-07:00

Today having a shower I remembered something:

'Money doesn't bring you happiness but brings you such a similar feeling that it's difficult to distinguish'

Woody Allen.

Thursday, July 12

2007-07-11T19:39:00.000-07:00

-Why do you need to find yourself if you never want to get lost.

UOL

Wednesday, July 11

2007-07-11T08:48:00.000-07:00

It's up to you:

To know something about everything or to know everything about something.

Thursday, July 5

2007-07-05T23:11:00.000-07:00

I like the way the bussiness are done in the States.

If you don't sell your cookies. Don't worry, get them back, change the package and sell them as "chewy cookies".

I like perfect feedbacks.

Monday, July 02

2007-07-02T09:32:00.001-07:00

Expired Instint....

Saturday, June 16

2007-06-16T20:35:00.001-07:00

Next time I will start cleaning the fridge from the top to the bottom for obvious reasons.

Thursday, June 7

2007-06-07T09:53:00.000-07:00

I enjoy conversations with advisors. Anything is clear unless you talk about holidays.

-Me: Professor, I would like to know what is the normal holiday terms in christmas

- Professor: What is Christmas?

Tuesday, June 05

2007-06-05T14:50:00.000-07:00

Are you the piece or the player? UOL

Saturday, May 26

2007-05-26T12:01:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I think...

My parent work so hard that I was born tired.

Saturday, May 19

2007-05-19T19:55:00.000-07:00

I know...it's old fashioned but it appears in reservoir dogs, we cannot neglect it:

Indeed, an expression that every advisor has in his vocabulary

"You know...we can do it in two ways
In my way....
or the highway"

Tuesday, May 15

2007-05-15T09:38:00.000-07:00

Once in the discovery channel I saw one guy that was fed up with being a broker in Wall Street, so he decided to give up everything and do something different.

Today, he is the main gardener od the Getsemani Garden in Jerusalem. He wakes up every morning and checks if the tomatoes are ok.

Someday I will wake up with him.

Sunday, May 13

2007-05-13T15:16:00.000-07:00

Some days I think that I would like to be a character of a Tarantino movie.

The one with the black suit, narrow tie, and sunglasses. The only one who always survives.

PS: Mr Pink.

Thursday, May 9

2007-05-09T21:29:00.000-07:00

Fact: I spend 90% of the day in front of my computer

Darwin said once that the species adapt to the enviroment where they live, therefore, allowing the evolution process.

If this is true, I'm afraid that my children will born with a strange mutation. A 20 inch TFT screen half a meter away from their faces.

Wednesday, May 9

2007-05-09T02:04:00.000-07:00

Today, it came to my mind when my brother was once 3 stressed weeks deciding if he should buy the Ipod of 4 GB or the 30 GB one.

I arrived to the conclusion that the human being is designed to be worried.

Even If you don't have real problems, you always tend to find insignificant ones that keep you worried enough to continue living.

So, in this line of reasoning, problems are one more tool to avoid the boredom in our lifes.

Tuesday, May 8

2007-05-08T08:48:00.000-07:00

Do not forget....

do not betray.......

....what always made you alive.

Because, Your Rock and Roll attitude never die

Monday, May 7

2007-05-07T23:55:00.000-07:00

Fact: Be a good professional. Apply your professionality to your acts and your work, and allow these results to benefit not only your company but also the people around you.

Saturday, May 5

2007-05-05T20:56:00.000-07:00

-So..when did you start not adding sugar to your coffe?

-Well, When I was 18 i went to live to an student apartment. I remember we had one package of sugar once. We finished it and nobody bought sugar again. Then, you learn a valuable thing in the student life. Learn how to live without the necessity, and hope that someday someone will take care of it.

Wednesday, May 2

2007-05-02T14:41:00.000-07:00

Fact #1: Anybody believes in theoretical results except the guy who wrote the theory.

Fact #2: Everybody believes in empirical results except the guy who measured.

Tuesday, May 1

2007-05-01T00:14:00.000-07:00

UCI keeps me away from UOL, but I will go back soon!

Tuesday, April 24

2007-04-24T08:44:00.000-07:00

Data: "$176 million is spent anually on abstinence until marriage sex education programs in US"

-Where did you meet her?

-I met her in one of this courses about sex abstinence until marriage

-And what happened last night?

-You know...We went for some drinks and after we finished in my bed.

Sunday, April 22

2007-04-22T01:15:00.000-07:00

- Do you miss Spain or you like more California? In other words...would you like to come back to Spain after your Master?

-You Know...Sometimes i think that is better to miss something that you can get easily whenever you want, than missing something that probably you won't experience again.

Thursday, April 19

2007-04-19T08:58:00.000-07:00

Maquiavelo said once:

It's better to do one thing and to regret than not doing it and regreting.

Wednesday, April 18

2007-04-18T23:13:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I think that if you fix the problems fast, the only think you get is to arrive to the following problem faster.

So, actually it is better to get used to the same problem, not trying to solve it, so the next ones won't show up.

UOL (University of Life)

Monday, April 16

2007-04-17T01:05:00.000-07:00

-You know...This is not like in the american movies, where the handsome is the good one and the ugly is the bad one. We need some extra criterials to determine this.

Sunday, April 15

2007-04-15T19:04:00.000-07:00

The best method to never forget one thing is never learning it.

UOL (University of Life) statement.

Friday, April 14

2007-04-13T22:31:00.000-07:00

I never will understand this but....

but when I get drunk I miss you more

Thursday, April 12

2007-04-12T15:37:00.000-07:00

Traditional techniques to avoid undesirable questions from your advisor while reading your paper.

All your work from now on will be based on these fundamental sentences

- "As far as I'm concerned..."

Meaning: I'm lazy to find more information or I really don't want to find something better than mine.

- "The detailed analysis of this aspect is out of the scope of this paper"

Meaning: I have absolutely no idea about what i'm talking about but amazingly is necessary to get all working.

Wednesday, April 11

2007-04-11T13:42:00.000-07:00

The basic unquestionable concept:

"Select the best, discard the rest"

Tuesday, April 10

2007-04-10T22:00:00.000-07:00

-Daniel: You know...I don't know if i will be able to go out next weekend, I have a deadline

-Me: Daniel, you should know, as my good student, that in the University of Life (UOL) the only deadline that you have is the expiring date of the wine

-Daniel: I think I already graduated there man

-Me: Is never late for a post-doc.

Sunday, April 8

2007-04-08T10:51:00.001-07:00

I have to recognize...

If I had to choose the Saint Grial among all that options, I never would have taken the one made of wood.

Come ooon, be realistic

Saturday, April 7

2007-04-07T12:35:00.000-07:00

I never imagined before a proud swiss citizen being caught by the police peeing on the street. But thank you Dan, for giving me that unique experience.

-Police: Ehhh..you!! What do you think you are doing?
-Daniel: You know...I'm peeing
-Police: Why here?
-Daniel: I really needed to do it. There is a big line in the restroom
-Police: Where are you from?
-Daniel: I'm from Switzerland
-Police: And you do this in Switzerland?
-Daniel: If you really need to do it yes....
-Police: Ok...I will be watching you, the next time you will be arrested

From Police to Police: - I hate these bloody brazilians

Friday, April 6

2007-04-06T16:37:00.000-07:00

-Ok...I agree...During the Week UCI keeps me busy, but during the weekend I have all the time to study in the UOL

-What is that??

-You Know...University of Life man...

Thursday, April 5

2007-04-05T08:59:00.000-07:00

According to the last most famous aeronautical manuals, the bumblebee is not able to fly mainly due to the shape and size of his wings.

However, the bumblebee ignores this fact and continues flying.

Monday, April 2

2007-04-02T22:01:00.000-07:00

You Know...

I'm not good giving advice, but according to some logic, do whatever makes you happier ok?

And just spend euros when the situation is good enough to do it.

Sunday, April 1

2007-04-02T00:34:00.000-07:00

Solution is always MTV and Wine

Saturday, March 31

2007-03-31T23:23:00.000-07:00

You Know...One thing it think that is true is that

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun...

Tuesday, March 28

2007-03-28T18:15:00.000-07:00

This week Daniel is having some lack of enthusiasm...Today I know the reason

Daniel: You know....I feel tired when I don't work too much.

Sunday, March 25

2007-03-25T22:09:00.000-07:00

In the way to Death Valley...

Daniel: I think we should take the shortcut in this map instead of the highway. It seems less miles and is a nice local road

Me: You know...I'm not really sure of that.

After all... I have to say that it has seen the worst experience in my life. I don't think my car thinks different. It was the road to the hell

Saturday, March 24

2007-03-24T07:51:00.000-07:00

Me: -Ey Daniel..I'm so excited you accepted my suggestion, so now we go to camp to the dessert. I've never go camping before man

Daniel: - You know that we are not going to have a shower anymore?

Me: I don't like camping anymore...Why did you want to go??

Monday, March 19

2007-03-19T21:20:00.000-07:00

-Me: Look at this Pol!!, 14 dollars and it's like a brush to paint your teeth in white. I don't know how people can spend money in this fake stuff

Pol: Oh I see...I don't understand either.

5 minutes after...we got two of them

Sunday, March 18

2007-03-17T23:16:00.000-07:00

Walking towards the University to work one saturday....

(The Spanish point of view)

-Me: You know Daniel...I don't know what we are doing going to the university at saturday. We are loosing one day of the week!!!

(The swiss point of view)

- Daniel: Well...I don't think so, In any case...we gain one more day of work.

Saturday, March 17

2007-03-17T00:24:00.000-07:00

-Me: You know Daniel, I have a friend that says that the best girlfriend is the one that you can go out one night and get drunk with her.

- Daniel: Well.... My girlfriend drives me and my friends, we get drunk, and she gives me a ride back.

Me: Ummm...I think that is even better

Friday, March 16

2007-03-16T18:16:00.001-07:00

What the hell!!!

Me: Why did you think I was gay??

Her: I don't know...all europeans seem a little bit gay...at least metrosexual

Friday, March 16

2007-03-16T18:16:00.000-07:00

Thursday, March 15

2007-03-15T10:32:00.000-07:00

Happiness???

I always think about that day, when after all these efforts,I will be able to apply all my engineering skills, go back to Spain, and....

....finally open a chicken shop with my friend Pol: Pollos a l'Ast.

Then my life will be complete. I will be able to go with my snorkle everyday to the beach without worryinng about anything.

Wondering about personal satisfaction? Don't hesitate...I'll have loads of that!

Monday, March 14

2007-03-14T11:06:00.000-07:00

I don't like social sciences or economy. There isn't anything for sure. It's only about a set of formulated logic conclussions. They spend a lot of time discussing not going anywhere

Tuesday, March 13

2007-03-13T23:08:00.000-07:00

If someone gave me 10 hours to cut a tree, I would spend 8 sharpening my tool

Sunday, March 11

2007-03-11T17:54:00.000-07:00

Today is the continuation of yesterday. However, there is no guarantee that tomorrow will be the continuation of today.

Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed.