Tuesday, April 10

-Daniel: You know...I don't know if i will be able to go out next weekend, I have a deadline

-Me: Daniel, you should know, as my good student, that in the University of Life (UOL) the only deadline that you have is the expiring date of the wine

-Daniel: I think I already graduated there man

-Me: Is never late for a post-doc.

Sunday, April 8

I have to recognize...

If I had to choose the Saint Grial among all that options, I never would have taken the one made of wood.

Come ooon, be realistic

Saturday, April 7

I never imagined before a proud swiss citizen being caught by the police peeing on the street. But thank you Dan, for giving me that unique experience.

-Police: Ehhh..you!! What do you think you are doing?
-Daniel: You know...I'm peeing
-Police: Why here?
-Daniel: I really needed to do it. There is a big line in the restroom
-Police: Where are you from?
-Daniel: I'm from Switzerland
-Police: And you do this in Switzerland?
-Daniel: If you really need to do it yes....
-Police: Ok...I will be watching you, the next time you will be arrested

From Police to Police: - I hate these bloody brazilians

Friday, April 6

-Ok...I agree...During the Week UCI keeps me busy, but during the weekend I have all the time to study in the UOL

-What is that??

-You Know...University of Life man...

Thursday, April 5

According to the last most famous aeronautical manuals, the bumblebee is not able to fly mainly due to the shape and size of his wings.

However, the bumblebee ignores this fact and continues flying.

Monday, April 2

You Know...

I'm not good giving advice, but according to some logic, do whatever makes you happier ok?

And just spend euros when the situation is good enough to do it.

Sunday, April 1

Solution is always MTV and Wine